As my good fellow Earl "Grey" Gerlach mentioned, we will be teaming up together to share with you our experiences regarding our encounters with specialty beers of all variety's from every corner of the globe (until Curiosity Rover finds the first pub on Mars, probably some good Kölsch out there). As you journey on with us through the wide and wondrous world of beer, we ask for and welcome your input in any form, be it; compliments, concerns, shit-talking, recommendations, or anything related to beer (yourself in a bikini, enjoying a brew, women only please). Welcome aboard!
Now back to business...
In congruence with the Beard theme this blog has taken on, we've crafted a rating system that will help us more clearly convey to you our opinion on a particular beer. Our fancy rating system will be applied to every beer we bring to to the blog. The system is based on a number scale from 1-5 ("1" being the lowest and "5" being the highest, with 1/2 ratings being in the mix also) and each one will be represented by an epic beard (or lack-thereof) that's been worn by a legendary person.
The rating system is as follows:
5 - A wizard beard, represented by Gandalf.
4 - A philosopher beard, represented by Confucius
3 - A lumberjack beard, represented by Paul Bunyan
2 - A hippie beard, represented by Jim Morrison (on acid, which actually qualifies him as a "6" rating regarding his enlightenment from his acid-trip, but after some hours he comes down to his present rating of "2")
1 - a tyrant beard, represented by Adolf Hitler
So that's that! Check-up on us regularly for insightful input on rare, specialty beers and comedic banter, we are more than stoked to bring it to you. Cheers!
- Jordan
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